Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Comedy of terrors

Ok I should really consider becoming a convert... for health reasons.. ROFL..

So my roomy runs in my room with her lappy.. jumping on my bed insisting I watch bigg boss snippets with her.. and bless her soul I haven't laughed so much in such a long time.. we were literally off the bed rolling on the carpet.. laughing our intestines out.. such that my freaking liver still hurts..

hats off to the team for this intricate screening process and zeroing on 14 or count as many retards... some bordering towards psychosis.. so while the fight snippet between sky (who calls himself tht.. wasn't this dude tulsi's psycho son.. now I know why.. LOL) and Pooja Misra (I had to learn her full name.. she deserves at least that.. lmao).. was complete gibberish with entertainment value of million bucks.. I didn't know who to focus on.. both with impeccably retarded facial contortions and expressions.. but in tht remarkable exchange.. I have to give it to the guy... he was miles ahead.. for once bouncer queen went on the backfoot on a yorker.. some of the treasured moments were barbie girl, talking to toilet, oh yeah yeah (my personal fave) and diwani chichori..who writes their dialogues.. I wanna urge him to go the fiction comedy route after this.. ROFL

but that was just the trailer it seems coz today's epi was total comedy of errors.. as sky unlimited took off from where he left the other day.. hoping to get a better competitor this time.. but he lacked his charming gibberish from the other day.. apart from the tu kaun hain.. teri aukaad kya hain.. I guess the dialogue writer was doped.. ROFL.. he yet again chose the wrong one.. or rather diff species.. the ones who cry... or howl to prove a point.. but what was best was this new interpretation of comedy of errors-read terrors.. while fight no.1 took off.. 2 others tried to gather attn.. why should only 2 get footage.. the hapless supporting cast didn't know where to run.. or whom to console.. the hilariously howling victimized girl.. or the AC-DC fuse confuse guy.. or the 'I dont eat a lot.. I am not a child.. stupid american behavior kid' (pray tell me what he meant by american behavior.. brit condescension would be more apt I wld think.. or just white man's burden.. ROFL) or the afghani gal who din't know the difference btw daal and gobi.. (give her some meat will ya).. and finally the queen of terror.. who stood in the bg thinking wth.. these ppl are all taking center stage snatching her performance.. so she comes with a scratched hand and involves the only guy that was left out.. ROFL.. this whole scene in some ways reminded me of the EPIC Mahabharat scene of Jane Bhi Do yaron.. in terms of comedy of errors.. at least I laughed the same amount.. after so long..

What an end.. at 2am barbie cum chucky (from child's play) wants to have the final scream.. ROFL.. but serious consideration does tht babe realize she is projecting a substantial case of schizophrenia in her 'someone or the other is trying to physically harm me' bouts of hers.. or does she completely lack creativity to come up with a different premise.. seriously someone needs to tell her what she is projecting consciously or not.. DOES HAVE A CLINICAL NAME... but wonder who will coz the other 13 are pretty precious too.. what a fitting finale.. when the by-sleepers joke about her captaincy skills and the prospects.. ROFL.. this is turning out to be quite an entertaining piece of gibberish fiction.. 

summing up with my roomies golden words.. this is by far the best after DDs comedy show that came with the caption of NON-STOP NONSENSE.. re-creating a priceless niche unintentionally but doing a fab job.. my only concern.. one of these will win a huge amount of money.. and the rest will sometime or the other face the world again.. god save humanity.. or at least the little fraction of sane ones.. ROFL

6 comments:

  1. As usual hven't seen today's epi, but true tht BB house brings out d hidden insanity in d housemates:) Believe me, tht girl PM is extremely dillusional. U know BB hv a secret room tht 1 of d contestants, usually some naive 1, who is taken by most housemates, not realsiing tht dey r planning behind her back r sent 2, widout d other housemates knowing nd she is able 2 watch wat's happenign in d house. In d IF forum, I had said tht dey should send PM der as she'll get over her dillusion dat evry1 is after her nd she's d poor victim.:)

    Ya whn dey fight dey do use d choiciest dialogues, but no dailogue writer 2 gv credit to.LOL

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  2. first of all Munira, that girl f not 'role playing' needs clinical help... its clear bouts of schizophrenia.. for all u know she may even have scratched her own self in serious delusional state.. she seriously believes people are ganging up against her and wanna harm her.. even funnier is how she is quick to expect an apology when she doesnt believe in ever giving one.. obv coz in her mind she is a victim.. and if this girl is role-playing its outright cheap and disgusting to pose as a serious conditional patient for money and fame.. but then I wont be surprised there either..

    of all people Pooja Bedi would know what she is going thro' as she witnessed both her brother and Parveen Babi- her dad's gf thro' the same phase

    as for secret room.. i know of the concept.. last yr I watched bits of BB.. I remembered liking Hrishant.. he was total no-nonsense straight talking guy.. who knew raising a voice was not the only way to win an argument.. LOL.. that guy made sense.. and there were genuinely fun bits with him and manoj tiwari sneaking in.. him doing tasks seriously etc.. this season apparently is only and all about fights.. ROFL.. of course I left watching in d middle last time.. dont know when...

    this yr some of the women like Bedi, Juhi.. and Laxmi have a decent chance of winning.. or at least are the only ones who cant maintain some amount of basic decorum and manners.. the rest are completely uncouth and filth.. I do like Mandy.. ROFL.. she is fun to hear.. but I doubt she'll win..

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  3. Good lord.. I just visited the IF BB forum.. and is that place for real.. ROFL.. the ppl there are more delusional than PM.. for that matter making her a hero and proudly claiming to be her FAN.. I so wanna volunteer each of these fans in a rehab for a day.. so that they can tend to 5958373 other people who genuinely suffer from schizophrenic issues.. in this case one doesnt even know if tht PM gal is faking it.. why is everyone else getting sucked into her delusional story..

    and then there was this thread where ppl were discussing the possibility of the loud crying mehek gal being an escort.. and coming up with actor names who were also involved in things like that.. SERIOUSLY.. people.. Its amazing how they can sit and judge everyone to their liking.. but only end up looking worse themselves.. 5 posts into that forum and I can't decide if there is more mirk in the BB house or the minds of the IFians..

    my mom always said.. education provided knowledge.. but wisdom you have to gather from it.. and your readings of other's lives apart from your own.. no wonder wisdom is such a rarity.. but what the world suffers from now.. are self-assuming idiots who think they know the best and presume a high chair to judge.. the wisdom and compassion to really understand that a lot of people into prostitution do not do it for lifestyle sake.. but as profession.. ask me I have been involved in HIV info counseling as a part of the rotary youth and met loads of such women..

    after reading the IF forum.. I can safely surmise there is more dignity in a prostitute's mindset than these supposedly cultured educated young people deriding everyone like they were the best thing to happen to humanity.. phewww rant over..LOL

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  4. I know...me too, don't know which is worse, If BB forum or BB itsel. I don't know if u hv read my posts on dat forum, but it is simply ridiculous d support PM is getting...nd d sad part is dat those who hv alternative POVs r termed as her bashers nd supporters of Pooja Bedi. Infact PB had once told some of d housemates dat PM reminded her abt Parveen babi nd d next day der were posts upon posts bashing PB, calling her names nd accusing her of being one. Also went on abt her parenst nd bro. I was simply disgusted.

    Whn I said tht BB gives insight into d psyche of ppl, I do mean it, not only d contestants but also d ppl commenting on IF forum, I start to wonder wat makes dem support such a social misfit as PM so passionately.

    Also it was rumoured dat PM is into drugs nd dat she used 2 snort agarbattis 2 get a high. I had psoted tht dis is a very serious allegation nd if true d girl needs 2 get out of d house pronto nd needs proper treatment. It is kinda sad, as there's something amiss in dat girl, but ppl like her coz of her outburts. It's like tying crackers at d end of a dog's tail nd lightning it nd den sadistically watching d reaction.

    Abt d other girl Mahek, see d way she's being spoken 2 by dat Sky....I mean who has appointed him d judge? Nd if he knows her so well, he has been involved in it too, but being on d other side...Wat double standards...such MCPs...

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  5. So forgot 2 mention dis. Last season was d first season I had watched BB nd yeah dat season seemed quite a well rounded one. BTW d whole tym I was watching Rishta.com. one think kept nagging me nd dat was who did Rohan remind me of? Especially his sarcastic smile. Then watching one of d episi. it suddenly dawned on me...it was Hrishant! LOL

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  6. Munira.. I havent read much of that forum.. couple posts were enough for me to figure that place is full of opinionated fools.. and I feel really stifled in such atmosphere.. I haven't read any of your posts there.. but what you just described is majority of IFian behavior.. they defend ppl they come to like for some reason like their life depended on it.. and have no tolerance for anyone who didnot share their opinion.. or put forth an alternative POV.. not just BB loads of other shows brings out fanaticism in people..

    on why like a social misfit like PM.. well I have been parts of different forums and I have seen this behavior.. of assuming a person as a victim.. whether its an actor or character.. and running home with his/her cause.. so much so that in the endeavor people become abusive., racist.. colorist etc.. you wont believe.. in one forum.. I snapped coz people started degrading sanaya coz she is fair.. and outgoing, affable.. I share all of those traits.. and was reminded of situations through college where people who seemingly kept low profile spread mirk about me.. coz I was open of the loud mouth.. outgoing.. involved and presiding multiple club over achiever sorts.. that was my problem.. according to those who did not want to open up or were shy to talk.. so as I see it.. IF is also a virtual vent for a lot of people who can't express themselves in reality.. and vent their personal frustrations.. for them PM represents the victim they somehow think they are.. PB is a vociferous person who is branded a bully.. ROFL.. I so relate to that.. so I am not surprised that she was shred into pieces after seeing similarities in PM and Babi.. I did too..

    thats the problem.. majority of the junta revels in living in their little bubble and fight for it.. glorifying that bubble.. not accepting to look outside it.. only recently I read ppl mocking the afghan girl for saying she left hollywood for India.. people have safely assumed she is talking of the film business.. not the PLACE HOLLYWOOD.. in LA.. ROFL.. she may have been living close to hollywood in LA.. the place is called that.. trust me I have visited it.. so there.. shows you how vocally ignorant they are.. reminds me of the old adage..

    adh jal gagri chalkat jaye...

    ignorance barks the loudest ;)

    as for the sky fight.. the thing is that guy was totally off.. I would in reality not even share more than pleasantries with such a person (male/female) who lacks basic manners.. but that's the thing.. I can tke up either the girl's or boy's thing there coz both were badly behaved.. yes the man had no right trying to wash dirty linen.. downright disgusting..

    dont give me the in stress human beings react different.. Wat a load of BS.. human can chose to snap but that's not the only option.. in stress.. more than 4 times when I visited India my bags didn't make it.. they did on all 4 times after a week to 15 days.. half my trips worth.. ROFL.. with no assurance sometimes that its not lost.. did I sit and decide the aviation industry is against me.. or the world is against me.. did I make that an agenda to scream at the people responsible.. NO.. I called and talked thro most times.. sometimes I was stern when the officals were clearly clueless.. etc.. wat is the big deal with PMs bag not making it for a week.. she atleast had another.. why do ppl sensationalize such erratic behavior.. simple.. coz they love to stand up for a presumed VICTIM.. although in reality.. people walk by a man dying.. leaving him to die on the road coz they lack the courage to take on the system..yes that's what I read on fb today.. a guy in b'lore.. young student..

    who are we kidding with our projected morals when we keep a blind eye towards the filth around us.. in reality.. we make a bigger issue about supposed scandals of celebrities.. what a waste of time, energy and life..

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